Let me tell you something about Dan Schneider. We were best friends in middle school. I know right, it’s soooo embarrassing. I don’t even…whatever. So then in eighth grade I started shipping this couple Seddie, who were totally in love but then they broke up and Dan was like, weirdly jealous of them. Like if I would ever say how much I love them, he’d be like “Why don’t you like Creddie?!” and I’d be like, “Uh, why are you so obsessed with them?” So then for the finale of the show Seddie was on, I had a party and I was like, “Dan, I can’t invite you because I think you’re a Creddie shipper.” I mean, I couldn’t have a Creddie shipper at my party! There were going to be girls there fangirling over Seddie, I mean right, he was a Creddier! So then at the end of the show Creddie happened and he stopped making shows ‘cause no one would talk to him and he came back in the fall for another show and his hair was all cut off and he was totally weird and now I guess he’s on crack.